AISubs v3.7
- Yado! - Yado!
We're at the Kagota Park in Okazaki City.
- We're going to do something crazy. - Yeah.
We're going to get a crazy challenge and take a picture of it.
- But of course it's crazy and we might not succeed. - We don't have anything and we only have one camera.
We might not be able to complete the challenge, but we'll try to get as close as possible.
- Shimei said he wanted to do this challenge. - I want to do it!
- Don't get involved in this! - I can't do crazy things anymore.
- I want to get my youth back.
- We'll have the members do it for us. - Yeah.
- We'll have them give us three challenges. - We'll take a picture with this phone.
If you put yourself in it, it'll look like a hidden camera.
- Even if you're in the back of something, you have to use it to get a good angle. - Yeah, you have to use a tripod.
- It's only 10 minutes and we don't have much time. - If it's 10 minutes, we'll be stopped immediately.
- Mr. Odaiman, please give us the challenge. - Mr. Odaiman, please give us the challenge!
I'm the first Odaiman.
- This time, please take a picture of everything in Kagota Park. - Yeah.
- We can't show our faces. - We can't show our faces. I see.
- The first challenge... - Yeah!
Whoa, it's pitch black!
- Whoa, this is hard! - Eh?
- If you say it's bright red and take a dark picture, you'll be caught off guard. - You'll be like, "What is that?"
- It's pitch black! - In such a dark place!
- The sky is so nice. - Yeah.
- It's like there's a little bit of cloud in it. - Yeah, it's the best sky.
Of course, you can't edit your picture.
If you put it on someone else's phone, it'll be boring.
It's pitch black! It's pitch black!
- Here we go! - Ah, this is bad!
Here we go! One minute! Ready...
- Go! - Go!
- Move, move! - It's pitch black, but it's not like...
- It's pitch black in front of you. - There's a lot of things like that.
Oh, look!
It's like a fist.
There's no time limit for that!
There's only fire.
Wow, there's a bakery.
It's fashionable.
How much is it?
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Oh, it's okay.
It wasn't the time for me to buy it.
I'm in the middle of a topic right now.
Soy milk is delicious.
All you have to do is create a dark space.
I thought I could do it if I put my head out of this side and shoot it from below with a camera.
What about soy milk and muffins?
I just bought soy milk and muffins.
Oh, you're just hungry?
I'm just hungry.
All right, I got one.
What should I do?
The weather is too good.
Is there such a pleasant place?
First of all, I have no choice but to look at it.
Oh, my work tools!
Oh, my chance wallet!
I might be able to use this.
Look at me. I'm reflecting myself.
I look like I'm in a dark place.
Oh, good.
It's too beautiful to reflect.
Is it a mirror?
It's not dark at all.
Isn't that possible?
Please be careful. It's a park.
I see.
The sky is too beautiful.
You took a pretty good picture.
It's pitch black.
First of all, I'm going to go over there for a moment.
I've made up my mind!
Oh, it's up there.
Excuse me, excuse me, let me take a look at the soil.
Oh, chance! I got a chance!
First of all, this tire is really black.
What are you doing? I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about. What am I doing?
It's a picture of an octopus!
Wow, this support.
Ten-second timer!
Hit the tire on the head in just ten seconds.
Here we go.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Seven, six, three, two, one!
Ouch! It really hurts! It really hurts!
You have to make sure you get it!
You're about to throw it!
Give me one more chance! Give me a chance!
You have to get it in less than two seconds.
Five, four, three, two, one!
What is that?
Three, two...
The little one laughed at me.
The little one laughed at you.
Time's up!
Yes!
Well...
It's over.
Let's put them in order and see which one is the best.
OK.
Can I go first?
Yes.
OK, I'll put it in.
Here it is!
What a nice face you have!
There is a hole that you can take it easily.
That's right.
This is a space.
Your face...
Oh, great!
Look!
From above!
Oh!
It's amazing!
Oh, great!
It looks great!
It's a good one!
Oh!
It's cute!
I like it!
Even if it's dark, you can see your face in a movie or a drama.
I expressed it like that.
Oh, it's dark!
It's like that.
Oh, it's dark!
I think there is one over here, too.
What?
Oh!
It's like a blackout, isn't it?
Oh!
I see!
A picture of a moment of blackout from despair!
What are you doing?
Don't scare me, kid.
I think it's pretty good.
It was a pretty funny picture, wasn't it?
But forcibly...
The brain in this guy...
It turns black in this frame.
I see.
This was the limit, black.
Now, last, Imura-san.
My head is full of it.
The one I just took...
Here it is.
What?
I'm fine with it, too.
You did it first.
The sky was too bright.
Oh, you're an adult.
Slipping in a park like this...
3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Oh, please stop.
It's over.
Now, please submit the picture you just took.
Wow, you're sweating like crazy.
Your face is...
I don't have confidence, but I'm doing my best.
You're trying to do something with your face.
Please do something.
That's all we have.
Wow, it's dark.
Which one suits you the most?
I simply judged by the brightness of the picture.
It's Tetsuya-kun.
Thank you.
Me, too.
Thank you.
It's Shibayu-san.
You're like a cameraman.
I think so, too.
We have two points and one point.
The first question is mine.
I will be in charge of the second question.
The place is outside of the park.
Outside of the park?
It's outside of the park from here.
I will announce the question.
The question is...
Fast!
Fast?
Fast!
How do you express it in words?
I got it!
We will start in 10 minutes.
Ready...
Start!
Fast!
I got it! I got it!
Amazing!
Izumiya...
Isn't it open?
An old cigarette shop...
Isn't it open?
It's open.
Really?
Is it revived?
It goes up a lot.
I don't know what you mean.
There is no cigarette shop at all.
There isn't, right?
Really?
That has nothing to do with it.
Right?
It has nothing to do with it.
Sweets shop.
I found it.
I have a favor to ask you.
Sure!
There is a board over there, right?
Could you write it down for a moment?
Sure!
Could you put it back?
Is that our ball right now?
Oh!
That's a great timing!
That's great!
You can buy it at this shop.
That's why you are doing it here, right?
Madam is here.
Madam...
Madam is here.
Madam is still early for us.
Can I do it with you for once?
How can you make it look bad?
Isn't it impossible to make it look bad because of your iPhone's performance?
It doesn't look bad at all.
Your iPhone's camera is amazing.
That beauty salon...
Yeah?
I wanted to take a picture of it because it's early for me, but...
Beauty salon?
It's a little tight.
I see.
Are you kidding me?!
Wait a minute!
Excuse me.
Oh, no!
I'll just take one picture for now.
Finished!
I was able to recreate exactly what I had in mind.
Oh!
"I'm back!" "Yes!"
"Good job!" "Good job!"
"You're sick." "No, I want to quit this project."
I want to quit.
Can we go in the same order?
"The "fast" that I found!" "Here it is!"
"Fast!" "Oh, it came out!"
"It came out just now, that "fast"!"
I wrote it carefully!
Let me go in here for a moment.
"It's April 1st, right?" "It's still April."
While reflecting the cherry blossoms behind me ...
"That's fast!" "That's what it is."
"Fast!" "That's fast."
Then I will go.
"My "fast" is here!"
"Huh?" "Wait a minute."
"Fast!" "Fast!"
Wow!
"Which one is "fast"?"
"That's sick!" "Fast!"
Wow, what's going on?
"It's the same style, but "fast"!"
It's like it's on sale, but it's already lined up.
"Wow, that's amazing!" "That's "fast"!"
"That's "fast"!" "You're a genius!"
Wait a minute.
Oh, hello, sir.
Excuse me.
Do you have a paper and a pen?
Why are you in a hurry?
It's about to start.
Press Six is about to start.
What's going on?
I can't do it.
Do you have a paper and a pen?
Oh, thank you.
Why?
Oh, no. I'm getting drunk.
Why?
Can you give me a light at this angle?
Thank you.
It's still good!
That's fast!
"Nice! Nice!" "It's fast!" "Good job!" "Thank you for your cooperation"
"You're good!" "It's like you're getting the answer!" "You're good!" "But I was so lost..." "You got lost..." "But you're a genius!" "That's what I wanted to do"
"But it's not my thing" "And finally, me" "Here I am" "Okay!"
[2 minutes later]
Someone kill me!
This is like the last 2 minutes
Oh no! What should I do?
Argh!
I was like that
Yeah, you only have 2 minutes left
This is crazy!
I can't do what I wanted to do!
What did you want to do?
Actually, I wanted to go to a barber shop
and get my hair cut halfway
and come out like that
Oh, you wanted to take a picture of that moment?
I didn't do anything!
Don't waste your hair for just one part
You don't have a lot of hair
I don't have a lot of hair
I don't have much hair
Oh no!
You only have 49 seconds left
Wait, wait, wait!
49 seconds?
Wait!
What is this picture?!
What is this?!
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
Time's up, Yumemaru-san!
It's over!
It's over, Yumemaru-san!
As a result...
I think Shibayu is probably 6 or 7 years early
I'm about 4 months early
You're 3 minutes late!
You said it like it was a speed battle
I had no choice but to express it with time
You had the same angle as Shibayu
(Laughing)
I'm going to cover up my angle
You're going to get a ring stuck in the ground
I didn't have it but
Let's have him judge
By the way, how did you take this picture?
Please
To who?
It's a foul
Hey, hey
I was a little disappointed
I think Shibayu is a little too gray
So this time, I'll give the same idea to Tetsuya
I have no complaints
I won!
It's over!
It's only three minutes
But the final question
There are three points
So the final question is
8 million points!
Someone with high points is going to say it
I have another topic for 8 million points
What is it?
I'm going to change the location again
I'm going to Okazaki park
I can do anything
The topic at Okazaki park is "miracle"
What?
You can wake up in 10 minutes
You can wake up in 10 minutes!
That's good
This is our chance!
If it's something amazing
It's a miracle
Let's say it
Miracle
Wow!
Ugh!
Let's say it again
Miracle Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.
We started it.
Amazing, isn't it?
It's not that.
We usually have to jump to move, but is it possible to wear a mask?
Well, I don't think of it, to be honest.
If we meet different elements while running, we will be lucky if we happen to find them.
Pay attention and...
set, go!
I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
Can you give me three three-color mangoes?
- Sure thing! - Thank you!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
First love's arms look good on you!
First love, can you give me one?
- I'm happy! - I'm happy!
Oh no, I might have to take a chance!
- What are you doing? - Taking a chance!
What do you mean, "taking a chance"?
Can you give me one?
Can you stand up a little more?
This is so hard, Miracle!
- You're supposed to wake up when you're about to, right? - Yeah, you're right.
You're so brave.
- I'm not wrong! - I'm not wrong!
- That's weird. - I'm sorry.
- That's weird. - What?
- Huh? - Huh?!
- Isn't it weird? - What do you mean, "it's in"?
What do you mean, "it's in"? Do you want us to say we're wet?
- You're wet! - Who are you talking to?!
- Where are you wet?! - Don't ask me questions!
This is the picture I took of Miracle!
- Here it is. - What is it?
If you order three colors of mangoes, you'll get one ten thousandth of what you ordered, which is three green mangoes.
- Oh! - Huh?!
- You can't order them, can you? - What?
- You can't order them, can you? - No, it was one ten thousandth of what I ordered.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
Don't look!
- Okay, it's done! - Okay.
- It's a lucky 3-in-1 green one! - Thank you!
- I've never seen a person like this when ordering three-color dango. - It's heavy, heavy, heavy.
- This is a picture of a miracle that happened. - Oh, wow.
- How... Huh?! - Huh?!
- What's the answer?
- Why am I wet? - Why did you think I was wet in the picture?
- I really didn't think of anything. - Yeah.
- I was like, "Is there really nothing here?" and they said, "30 seconds left." - Yeah.
- I was like, "This is it!" and took the picture. - Yeah.
- It has nothing to do with a miracle. - It doesn't mean anything.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Why?! Why?!
Why?!
Wait...
I don't know... I don't know what that means!
- You... - I didn't think of anything!
- I didn't know what it meant at the end. It was too much. - It was too much.
- What are you talking about?
- I don't know if you were trying to make up for it with a miracle like, "If you bump into a river, there's fish there." - Yeah.
- For now, let's take a picture with our faces in it.
- Mine and a miracle. - Okay. - Here you go.
- Is there a communication limit? - Yeah.
- I don't think so. - Huh?
- Oh, there it is! - There it is!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Wait a minute. - I know that Shibayu is wet and is in the river.
- I haven't found a miracle yet. - Huh?
- Oh! Chocobanana... - Oh, you have a chocobanana. - Even so...
- You have a chocobanana in both of your hands. - Even so...
- Also, there's grass on your hair... Oh, not grass. There's your hair.
- Hey! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Don't say "fashionable hair color" and "grass"!
- So, I entered the river as usual.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
- I don't know what's going on. - "What's going on?"
- "What is that guy doing?"
- We got it! We got it! We got it!
- I think we can do it one more time. - 10 seconds.
- We got it! We got it! We got it!
- Oh, it's over! It's over for us!
- If you say it's a miracle picture, it's nothing.
- I don't know what to say. - I don't know what to say.
- The last game of Yubemaru... - Yes.
- It's a very... - Miracle.
- Yes, of course.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Yubemaru-san, you only have one and a half minutes left.
- For now, I'll just take one.
- Ah, this is fine. - No, you know...
- What is it? - I looked up the meaning of "miracle".
- Yes. - It says "miracle". - That's right.
- Isn't it a miracle that it was done in Korea? - Eh?
- Isn't it just the angle? - Ah, you only thought of the angle.
- I only thought of the angle and the bokeh. - You only thought of the angle.
- Ah, if Tonzaimu came here, he'd cut my neck and come back.
- This is... - You have no choice.
- It's your own opinion, so please choose something. - Yes.
- You say difficult things, don't you? - Please.
- Yes. - Actually, it's like digging up blood, but...
- The point I thought "ah, this is rare" is Tetsuya's, so it's Tetsuya-kun's.
- It's Tetsuya's. - It's my idea, so it's Tetsuya - kun's.
- Thank you! With two points out of eight million, I'm the winner!
- Overwhelming! A man of a century! - A century is too much.
- Zero versus zero versus eight million, two points!
- Can you lose like this?
- Ah, I wanted to make a miracle happen!
- Ten minutes isn't enough for you in the end. - No, it was terrible.
- No, but personally, I'm satisfied that it went in.
- I'm satisfied that it went in.
- Recently, I haven't been in a hurry, thinking about something and getting impatient, so...
- Personally, I'm not satisfied, but I'm really sorry about the photos.
- No, well...
- From here on out, today's shooting...
- There's the next one, right? - Yes.
- I don't have any mental strength, so can I go home?
- From here on out, you two won't be taking photos, but you'll be active in making videos.
- It's a beautiful ending. - It's a beautiful ending.
- Ah, Tetsuya was strong.
- With that said, let's meet again in the next video! Goodbye!